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Thou Shalt Not Sell
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Moses allegedly broke the first set of the Ten Commandments in anger when he saw the Hebrews partying with the golden calf. But I suspect he was actually the first reseller scammer in history.

And the item probably wouldn't have any problem getting on eBay, which actually let some sickos sell Holocaust "souvenirs" on their site for a while. Yucko.

Still, all of this would be nothing compared to the uproar if Jesus ever started selling his own sacred relics on Etsy.
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